Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Randomize
