But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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