People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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