god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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