Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
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