I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
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It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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