Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
This couple is walking their pig around campus
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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