So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
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that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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