I want to make a zoo with you.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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