Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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