Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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