So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
