She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
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they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
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I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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