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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I went to an adult Halloween party last night dressed as Mrs. Doubtfire, but I woke up on a stranger's couch surrounded by sleeping children in karate gi's. And I accidentally flushed my granny wig mid-puke, so if they wake up I'm gonna have to convince them that I'm just a weird older man and not a terrible cross dresser.
How did you come to this point in your life?
Good bartenders.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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