Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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