i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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