Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she was so not down for the gang bang
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
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