found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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