Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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