Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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