it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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