barbara walters just said penis...
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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