I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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