I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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