we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
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Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
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She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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