what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
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