shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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