I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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