Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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