Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
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So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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