There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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