Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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