yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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