i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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