Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
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