I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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