I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
This baby is an asshole
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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