i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
i dont even know how to be here
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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