I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Never joke about your clitoris.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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