I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
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You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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