how can u be prego again
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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