Dual....:-)
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
There are leaves in my underwear?
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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