I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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