so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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