More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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