were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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