I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
Randomize
