What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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