Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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