There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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