We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize
