My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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