Christians are straight up FREAKS
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
