imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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