Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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