So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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